The Blue Aries

I am so fucking poor!!

I hate this. I really hate being so damn poor, I need to win the Lotto or the Powerball! Those are my favorite dreams; winning the lotto. Mom and Pop would never worry about anything again, Dennis and his family would be set up sweet, all three kids would be set for college, and I would have my own house, with a movie room surround sound and nekkid men running bout. I could give an obscene amount of money to my church, and they could finally make some improvements they desperately need.

But no, I am fucking POOR! I need to get a job and transform my bank account into something that isn’t a joke.  Anyone know where I can get a job that actually pays? I’m not above getting on my knees….and asking for a job…